Everything and Nothing

Let me make my opinion infinitely clear right up front; I thought she should not only have served, AT LEAST the “original slap on the wrist of 48 days”, I mean, “IN A REAL” jail, not some Hollywood imitation of jail for, elitist, celebutantes, posing as “better than everyone else”, by virtue of how much money they have, types. Yes indeed, a real jail,with real criminals, right there in general pop, give her a reality check. It’d give her a taste of what she thumbed her snooty little nose at, not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES…THREE!!! Let her break a nail or two cleaning toilets, and mopping floors, and while she’s at it, she may even break a sweat, that is, if of course, she actually does sweat, other than when she’s making sex tapes or sitting in the sauna…

OR, making sex tapes while in the sauna. Then the plucky little twit, is audacious enough to have her PR man, and “all around, convenient fall guy”, or should I say EX PR man, and “all around, convenient fall guy“; Elliot Mintz [how bout that handle?] take the stand on her behalf, testifying the he had informed the bubble headed heiress, who is apparently unable to do her own thinking, that her driving privileges were only suspended for 30 days. Well, he tried, but unfortunately for poor little Paris driving twice the posted speed limit without your headlights on isn’t legal either.

“Don’t YOU know who I AM??”

NOW the pampered little princess has had her sentence REDUCED to 23 days, FOR “GOOD BEHAVIOR!!!!!” WHAT????? Since when does simply going to your hearing equate to “good behavior”???

Well, you know the old Woody Allen saying; “80% of life, is just showing up“, apparently, if you’re a multi million- heiress, that is appallingly true. So, let’s take stock here, ; just what, has Paris learned from all of this? That, if you’re rich, and you make a big enough stink in this country, you can get away with pretty much anything. Multiple DWIs, multiple, driving on suspended license, twice the speed limit without headlights…etc etc, it’s ALL OK, if you throw enough money at it.

You know…another thing that I’d like to know, about this whole bit, is; who are all these fans, crawling out of the woodwork to offer their support, and ‘give her a voice’”? We have”SAVE PARIS“web sites, or so I’m told, I mean, where did they all come from? And more importantly,  why do they care, or do they care, i.e. ‘is it just tongue in cheek’??? It’s not as though she’s  ever lifted a finger to help anyone but herself. Ok, maybe she was a big tipper, but the more likely scenario, is that someone was usually paying  her Tab.

As near as *I* can tell, THAT IS all she’s in-famous for, being a party girl Surely not her *cough cough* ACTING *cough cough* resume. Speaking of which, what a great episode of “The Simple Life” this would make, ya can’t take away more ‘comforts of home’ than throwing one of the stars in the pokey! Now THAT’S “reality TV”. I’ve even heard  the possibility that she might be shippead here to AZ, to “do her time”, in “Tent City” under the ever vigilant eyes of our very own Sherriff Arpaio!!

Tell ya what Paris, I once had to spend 30 days there, in the middle of summer (just like YOU’LL be doing, the tents reach a balmy 150+ in the afternoons some days…….[chuckle] ****and all I can say to you is…it’ll give you a whole NEW meaning for “…THAT’S HOT!!!!”