Everything and Nothing

Doesn’t this just give ya the warm fuzzies? Look at the smiles, can’t you just picture ‘Babs’ charging backstage, and saying, “Ugh!I feel like I need a shower!!” I can, and would, ugh! Having to endure a “friendly” (fake) hug from that cretin would just about make me puke! Yes, you read that right, I did say FAKE, rumor has it that things aren’t quite so ducky between Walters and O’Donnel offset. The truth behind this, as in all things “tabloid-esque”, is to be taken with a grain (or “The great salt flats”), of salt. Let me just say in my own defense, I can’t quote sources, because I honestly don’t recall them. Okay, except for “Entertainment Tonight, Weekend” I think that’s what it’s called. Regarding Rosie’s split from ABC, at the end of her contract, I heard several different things, the first being that she had the audacity to request to take the place of Barbara Walters!!!!!  WOW, talk about an out of control EGO !!!! Another one, was that she made the decision to split as early as her public tiff with “The Donald”, and her subsequent trashing in the media by the same. Hey, sorry, you’re the only one dumb enough to take on Trump in that way, in a battle of wits, you’re unarmed…and any other battle for that matter, if the man wanted to turn you into dogfood, rest assured, I’d be feeding your ass to my dog right now.

The rumor mill says ABC offered you 30 million over 3 years( and YOU only wanted a 1 year contract, (gotta give her credit for the farsightedness to realize she’d NEVER last 3 years), obviously they see something I don’t, but that’s beside the point, Trump’s worth BILLIONS, EVERY year! That’s Billions with a B…one million, million’s, multiple times, that 30 Mil. over 3 years, to him?Would be like loaning you a quarter, think about it.

In the financial department? I’d say pick on someone your own size, like, maybe Star Jones…you both have something in common [fat joke left alone, too easy], you BOTH seemed to be too obnoxious for ‘The View’, no, I’m not buying that ABC “Oh Rosie brought our ratings back up” spin, THAT’S a bunch of bullshit, YOU know it, WALTERS knows it, and WE know it. IF INDEED they DID go up, it was nothing more than the “rubberneck factor”… it’s human nature, we ALL know watching a train wreck is kind of twisted (not unlike the wreckage), but we just CAN’T take our eyes off it. Here’s an example YOU can relate to; how many times did we see those planes hit the twin towers? OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, in fact, it was SUCH a HORROR that our only frame of reference was “It looked like a movie”, THAT’S HOW FAR REMOVED FROM REALITY, how surreal IT WAS “in the moment“. But YOU, took it in hindsight, and turned it into your own twisted version of anti American GARBAGE, and IF in fact, the ratings DID go up, it was nothing more than the human propensity for watching you self destruct PUBLICLY. Nothing more than your audience wondering WHEN you were going to hang yourself, with ALL that rope ABC had given you. Looks like the wait’s over, bye bye for now Rosie, do us all a favor, go to Iraq, to “Keep up morale”, and get fragged by an IED, at the very least, your fat ass could sheild a few soldiers.

You’ll be missed (Hopefully NOT by a sniper)